Thanksgiving
Here is a very dramatic photo of Joe carving his first turkey. I didn’t partake, but I hear it was lovely. Thanksgiving was a brilliant success. There was even a moment in the middle of the day when the delicious smell emanating from our kitchen overpowered the stale, acrid funk of Creepy Neighbor* that pollutes the stairwell. Sweet triumph.
So after a week of teaching enormously oversimplified lessons about the history of Thanksgiving, it was a relief just to eat mashed potatoes and cornbread dressing and not have to ask everyone in the room to supply the French translation for every vegetable I named. (”What’s corn?” I would say to my students. “Euh…”) Luckily, when you have a dish in front of you, people don’t usually need an explanation of what it tastes like.
I did bring my favorite class pecan pie. They were very generous–even though I had accidentally broiled it, due to a misunderstanding with our oven–and they said “Oh la vache, c’est bon!”
*There is a post forthcoming, all about Creepy Neighbor, AKA Pissy McCoughsalot, the fountain of phlegm. And stink.


At least he is not pooping in said stairwell.
Yes, we can all be thankful for that. Although I think we would have moved out if that were the case…