Creepy Neighbor smells so bad that when I encountered him in the stairwell, my nose started running uncontrollably, probably as feeble protest for being continually subjected to this torture. It’s hard to unlock the door to our apartment while trying simultaneously to stifle a rivulet of snot and as well as the natural inclination to, […]
It’s not really, of course, because the word “extravaganza” implies fun. But anyway, I decided I’m going to graduate school. Or at least applying to graduate school–the other part of the decision isn’t up to me. Yeah, yeah, I know all about this you-can-get-accepted-anywhere-if-you-believe-in-yourself. Maybe at the National Internet University.
There was […]